Rarely do I tell in-law stories. i have a few 'one-upper' stories that could be told if I were to decide to partake in the occasional "in-law" woe-some conversations among my friends. There has been a holiday animal bludgeoning... there has been awkward silence upon my first meeting, there has been the occasional phone call interrogation for information I might have about one of the other Perry's... This weekend was a different kind of moment. Nate hung up the phone with his dad and came into the bedroom crying in laughter. He could hardly compose himself. When he finally got his breath, all that came out was "Dad needs a new cell phone. The old one got dirty. Mom ran it through the dishwasher... what the heck?"
True story.







